Good girls believe in Heaven, bad girls believe in Hell but smart girls believe in Darwin;
Good girls wait for a prince on a white horse, bad girls wait for a millionaire in a black Mercedes, smart girls think both characters are fictional;
Good girls sleep in pyjamas, bad girls sleep naked, smart girls - depending on the situation;
Good girls look for their erogenous zones, bad girls know them, smart girls believe there are no non-erogenous zones;
Good girls are loyal to their husband, bad girls to their lover, smart girls to both;
Good girls love all children, bad girls only those who've come of age, smart ones their own;
Good girls don't wear mini-skirts, bad girls wear them but without underwear, smart girls don't wear them to work;
Good girls sunbake in swimming suits, bad girls topless, smart girls in the shade.
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