Night Wake-ups

Why won't she sleep?! Why????????

The Good and the Bad

Good girls believe in Heaven, bad girls believe in Hell but smart girls believe in Darwin;

Good girls wait for a prince on a white horse, bad girls wait for a millionaire in a black Mercedes, smart girls think both characters are fictional;

Good girls sleep in pyjamas, bad girls sleep naked, smart girls - depending on the situation;

Good girls look for their erogenous zones, bad girls know them, smart girls believe there are no non-erogenous zones;

Good girls are loyal to their husband, bad girls to their lover, smart girls to both;

Good girls love all children, bad girls only those who've come of age, smart ones their own;

Good girls don't wear mini-skirts, bad girls wear them but without underwear, smart girls don't wear them to work;

Good girls sunbake in swimming suits, bad girls topless, smart girls in the shade.

Can't stop

I am really starting to spam by blog. Don't know what's gotten into me.

My Happy Place

Snuggled with J on the couch watching The Mentalist.

To Blog or Not To Blog?

That is the question.

I had a blog. It even managed to accumulate a group of readers. The more readers I got, the more paranoid I became about my blog's anonymity. The less I wrote.

After doing it for 3 years I was a bit over it.

Then having had a bit of a break from it, I missed being able to send out random (and not so random) thoughts into the vast unknown virtuality. So here I am back again.

So tired

Every morning when I hear Sophie calling for me, I promise myself that I will have a nap when she does. When the time comes for her nap, what do I do but go on the computer. That doesn't feel as much of a waste of time as sleeping.

Evolution of male sexuality from 10 to 80

10. Want something but don't know what
12. Want to do it
14. Want any girl
16. Want just that specific friend because she gives it to everyone
18. Want everyone! ...to try once!
20. Want just that specific girl because she doesn't give it to anyone
25. Want only that specific woman because she's the best
30. Want that woman because she's someone else's wife
35. Want everyone except my wife
40. Want that silly 16 year old
45. Want the lonely neighbour, she's unlikely to refuse
50. Don't want anyone, sick of everyone... but I must!
55. Want... to do it?
60. Want any woman but can't... very well
65. Have to pretend that I still want it
70. Thank God don't have to pretend anymore
75. I remember how I wanted that woman!
80. I remember that I wanted something, but don't remember what...